Silly Mad Libs

First off, I have to say that this isn’t really a Mad Lib. Debt Ninja, you’ve got it all backwards. A mad lib is supposed to be filled out not knowing what the paragraph is going to say, providing adjectives, nouns, verbs, names, and numbers to another person, and then being thoroughly amused by the end result. This, however, is more like a survey. But whatever, I’ll do it anyway.

Hi my name is Jake . I currently have 27 dollars in my wallet. When I started managing my finances I was worth $-65,000, and now have a net worth of $-60,000. I currently work in a warehouse and have been doing it for 3 months. I make roughly $22,000 per year. I want to have hell frozen over waiting for me when it comes time to retire. Aside from learning about finances, I really enjoy doing anything but. I think the world would be a better place if mad libs didn’t exist. I had chicken parmesean for dinner last night and it was tough but good. I have had too many significant others over the course of my lifetime. One thing that makes me different is you. Now that I’m done with this mad lib, I think I’m going to spew.

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